But perhaps the most exciting revelation: today is MC Hammer's 50th birthday.
I wish I had some parachute pants.
But since I don't, I thought I'd post a haiku I wrote for one of my classes some years back. Somehow, over the course of a unit, the kids thought it would be fun to challenge me to write either a haiku or limerick about topics of their choosing.
Somewhere, between Ron Burgundy and New Kids on the Block, Hammer was thrown down.
No, you CAN'T touch this,
'cause I'm too legit to quit.
Stop. It's hammer time.
Call the Library of Congress; you've got your next laureate right here.
Happy birthday, Hammer. Wish you were still totally legit.